Caption Contest Winners
The Position I Can Support Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Kevin R. Siekierski – “Put your hands in the air like you just don’t care.”
Second: Phil Smith – I’m CRAAAAAZY Barry, and I can sell you this van for less! I don’t own the dealership, I own the whole company!
Third: FormerHostage – President Obama practicing for his talks with Iran.
charles austin – Hello Officer Crowley.
Wossname – Henry Louis Gates, this is how you answer your front door.
John Burgess – ‘Drop the signing pen! Do it, now!’
FormerHostage – EMIGRATION!! Your under arrest!
Maggie Mama – “I give up. Please don’t tell me what Biden said now cause I just give up.”
Elmo – Do I know where I was born? No, but if you hum a few bars.
Scott – Frisk me, big boy!
ℛODNEY’S CHARLES AUSTIN’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Rahmy: “And now…”
Bull Sprinkle: “Hey Rahmy, watch me pull Cap and Trade out of my hat!”
Rahmy: “But that trick never works.”
Bull Sprinkle: “But this time for sure. Presto! [pause] Well, I’m getting close!”
Rahmy: “And now it’s time for another special crisis.”
Bull Sprinkle: “Hey Rahmy, watch me pull Universal Health Coverage out of my hat!”
Bull Spinkle: “Nothing up my sleeve.”
Tea Parties Across America: “ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Bull Sprinkle: “I think I’m gonna need a bigger deficit.”
Bull Sprinkle: “Hey Rahmy, watch me pull a Card Check out of my hat!”
Bull Sprinkle: “Nothing up my sleeve… Presto!
Tea Parties Across America: “ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!”
Bull Sprinkle: “Hmm, don’t know my own strength.”
The Monday Contest has taken over the Village People.