Caption Contest Winners

The Stupid English Flying Pig Dogfight? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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REUTERS/Sergei Karpukhin

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: elliot – A new strain of the “Swine Flew” discovered. Three students come down with it.

Second: Chadzilla – My fellow Americans, I am pleased to announce our first balanced budget in over 40 years.

Third: markm – They said pigs would fly before America had socialized medicine….

HONORABLE MENTION

Stormy DragonRepresentatives resort to increasingly complicated screening processes to keep audience members from disrupting town hall meetings.

Kevin R. SiekierskiFrom the adaptation of the next Dan Brown novel, the Templar Knights struggle to rein in governmental spending in The Pelosi Code.

charles austinWhat happened to the smokestacks at the Battersea Power Station?

yetanotherjohn – You can put lipstick on a pig, but you still can’t make it fly.

G.A.Phillips – A few brave CEO’s try out the new pork parachute.

Hermoine – There was something far out about Woodstock 2009.

OBAMACARE AND OTHER FAIRY TALES AWARD

Elmo
This little piggy went to the ER.
This little piggy waited in the Obamacare rationing line.
This little piggy got very sore feet.
This little piggy had a stroke.
And this little piggy was euthanized and never went home.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

…like putting dipsticks on a pig.

A wise Latina would’ve made a better choice


After the turn of the century
in the clear blue skes over Germany
came a roar and a thunder men had never heard
like the squealin’ sound of a big boar bird.

cash for clunkers takes an Immelmann turn for the worst.

Even markm was satisfied with the number of losers on that pig.

The onlyyoucanMonday Contest is still preventing forest fires..

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. markm says:

    Third place SO ROCKS!!!….thanks RD.

    elliot…glad you ran with my suggestion.

  2. If there’s anything better than an HM it has to be an HM for an obscure reference. Thanks Rodney!

  3. elliot says:

    Thanks for the 1st place win and thanks ‘markm’ for laying back so I could. – Elliot