Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, August 17, 2009 · 3 comments

The Stupid English Flying Pig Dogfight? Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Sergei Karpukhin

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: elliot – A new strain of the “Swine Flew” discovered. Three students come down with it.

Second: Chadzilla – My fellow Americans, I am pleased to announce our first balanced budget in over 40 years.

Third: markm – They said pigs would fly before America had socialized medicine….

HONORABLE MENTION

Stormy Dragon – Representatives resort to increasingly complicated screening processes to keep audience members from disrupting town hall meetings.

Kevin R. Siekierski – From the adaptation of the next Dan Brown novel, the Templar Knights struggle to rein in governmental spending in The Pelosi Code.

charles austin – What happened to the smokestacks at the Battersea Power Station?

yetanotherjohn – You can put lipstick on a pig, but you still can’t make it fly.

G.A.Phillips – A few brave CEO’s try out the new pork parachute.

Hermoine – There was something far out about Woodstock 2009.

OBAMACARE AND OTHER FAIRY TALES AWARD

Elmo –
This little piggy went to the ER.
This little piggy waited in the Obamacare rationing line.
This little piggy got very sore feet.
This little piggy had a stroke.
And this little piggy was euthanized and never went home.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

…like putting dipsticks on a pig.

A wise Latina would’ve made a better choice

♬
After the turn of the century
in the clear blue skes over Germany
came a roar and a thunder men had never heard
like the squealin’ sound of a big boar bird.
♬

cash for clunkers takes an Immelmann turn for the worst.

Even markm was satisfied with the number of losers on that pig.

The Monday Contest is still preventing forest fires..