Caption Contest Winners
The Pumped Up Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: mpw280 – Damn, did I miss the red tie memo! Somebodies head is going to roll for this.
Second: Clovis – This sheriff don’t need guns.
Third: Mr. Prosser – I fart in your general direction, you empty-headed wiper of other people’s bottoms!
Maggie Mama – OK, pick the hand with the keys to my “secret location”.
elliot – Errr, I’m so mad. His limo took my spot again.
yetanotherjohn – Fiber … it does a body good.
Phil Smith – Biden doesn’t quite understand why they all call him “punchy”.
G.A.Phillips – Joe, have you ever heard the one about how jerking off gives you hairy palms?
Idiot – Biden – “The three of them will get hit with it in a second just watch their faces. The best part of this job is that they have to pretend not to hear it.”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Obie said I get to run the next Beer Summit.”
“I coulda got the peace prize… I coulda been a contendah.”
I just crapped my pants.
“Find any water with that invisible divining rod”
“No, but its great for scratching my balls.”
The Thursday Contest has just awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.