Caption Contest Winners

The ♬ Louie Louie ♬ Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


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First: Maggie Mama – Although he’s still dithering about Afghanistan, President Obama decided that a replacement for the USS Sequoia is essential?

Second: yetanotherjohn – The justice department found no reason to suspect any voter intimidation based on the photos.

Third: charles austinThere are no atheists in fo’c’sles.


Stormy Dragono/~ A three hour tour… A three hour tour… o/~

DL – The Obama civilian navy patrols the Detroit River.

floyd – Unfamiliar with modern weapons, this Somali pirate finds himself strangled seconds after pulling the trigger.

Maniakes – Guns don’t kill people. Pirates kill people.

MstrB – Give us your Raiders tickets.

Clovis – Party time! We’ve got the kidnapped Captain belowdeck, and it’s not like they’ve got SEALs or anything. Best. Plan. Ever.


Isn’t that the USS Ronald Reagan?
I think we’re gonna need a bigger Boat.

Gilligan, drop those coconuts…

Alright who ate the last of the Strawberry Ice Cream?

“Oh-oh, Chongo!”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. I’m number three. Thanks Rodney.

  2. Elmo says:

    Postage due:

    I got your birth certificate right here … b*tches.

    At CAP (Chicago Academy of Politics), you’ll learn all about corruption, bribery, voter fraud, and election tampering. Bust a CAP in yo opponents *ss (financial aid available).

    Though clearing the Senate by a wide margin (impeachment), some were a bit concerned that perhaps Obama would not leave office willingly.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    {Bowing graciously} “Thank you, Sir Dill.”

  4. DL says:

    Charles Austin: Top notch humor in my book!