Caption Contest Winners
The ♬ Louie Louie ♬ Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Maggie Mama – Although he’s still dithering about Afghanistan, President Obama decided that a replacement for the USS Sequoia is essential?
Second: yetanotherjohn – The justice department found no reason to suspect any voter intimidation based on the photos.
Third: charles austin – There are no atheists in fo’c’sles.
HONORABLE MENTION
Stormy Dragon – o/~ A three hour tour… A three hour tour… o/~
DL – The Obama civilian navy patrols the Detroit River.
floyd – Unfamiliar with modern weapons, this Somali pirate finds himself strangled seconds after pulling the trigger.
Maniakes – Guns don’t kill people. Pirates kill people.
MstrB – Give us your Raiders tickets.
Clovis – Party time! We’ve got the kidnapped Captain belowdeck, and it’s not like they’ve got SEALs or anything. Best. Plan. Ever.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Isn’t that the USS Ronald Reagan?
I think we’re gonna need a bigger Boat.Gilligan, drop those coconuts…
Alright who ate the last of the Strawberry Ice Cream?
“Oh-oh, Chongo!”
The 
Thursday Contest is already bringin’ out the dead..
I’m number three. Thanks Rodney.
Postage due:
I got your birth certificate right here … b*tches.
At CAP (Chicago Academy of Politics), you’ll learn all about corruption, bribery, voter fraud, and election tampering. Bust a CAP in yo opponents *ss (financial aid available).
Though clearing the Senate by a wide margin (impeachment), some were a bit concerned that perhaps Obama would not leave office willingly.
{Bowing graciously} “Thank you, Sir Dill.”
Charles Austin: Top notch humor in my book!