Caption Contest Winners
The Holy Toothpaste! Edition OTB Caption Contest™ is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: yetanotherjohn – Behold the majestic eagle … as it is passed out of a joint committee with bipartisan support.
Second: FormerHostage – What’s the difference between this and Barney Frank? One’s a creepy, blood-sucking rodent that craps on the floor, and the other’s a bat.
Third: Lisa T. – Alfred, how many times do I have to tell you – STOP PUTTING MY BAT SUIT IN THE DRYER!
✰ DODD’S END OF THE DOCKET ✰
“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.” – Phil Smith
Speaker Pelosi prepares for her next press conference. – Wyatt Earp
Rodney will return November 23rd.