Caption Contest Winners

The Holy Toothpaste! Edition OTB Caption Contest is now over.

bat-brush

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: yetanotherjohn – Behold the majestic eagle … as it is passed out of a joint committee with bipartisan support.

Second: FormerHostage – What’s the difference between this and Barney Frank? One’s a creepy, blood-sucking rodent that craps on the floor, and the other’s a bat.

Third: Lisa T. – Alfred, how many times do I have to tell you – STOP PUTTING MY BAT SUIT IN THE DRYER!

✰ DODD’S END OF THE DOCKET ✰

“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.” – Phil Smith

Speaker Pelosi prepares for her next press conference. – Wyatt Earp

Rodney will return November 23rd.

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Dodd Harris
About Dodd Harris
Dodd, who used to run a blog named ipse dixit, is an attorney, a veteran of the United States Navy, and a fairly good poker player. He contributed over 650 pieces to OTB between May 2007 and September 2013. Follow him on Twitter @Amuk3.

Comments

  1. G.A.Phillips says:

    What, you don’t like ethnic food and tea bag jokes?

  2. Janis Gore says:

    I was hoping you’d select that one for the top pick.