Caption Contest Winners

The Crouching Tiger, Stalking Gecko Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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H/T VtheK at CaptionThis (Not always safe for work)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Franklin – I’m feelin’ a wedge right now.

Second: charles austin Elin: What would you do? Alien: Play him as he lies.

Third: elliot – Once a golfer always a golfer: When asked from a heckler how many ladies he really had…Tiger said 17 but put me down for six.

HONORABLE MENTION

yetanotherjohn – I predict the Tiger mistress mania will stop when mistress 17 is revealed.

ElmoHey Doc … this Ambien stuff ain’t working out too good. I keep seeing funny green men, and a blonde with a three iron chasing after me.

DL – When Tiger now yells fore, his wife responds, “the SOB has at least a dozen.”

Wyatt Earp17: “Please let Tiger grab a wood from my bag!”

mpw280 – and they keep coming out of the woodwork to say they have been night putting with the “Tiger”.

Maggie Mama – A clever TMZ reporter has gone undercover in an attempt to trap Woods into answering a few questions.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Most of the greens were Bermuda, but the 17th was obviously Bent.

“Earl will always be a ‘TEN’ to me… on the Stimpmeter.”

“At least I’ve still kept my GEICO endorsement”

The Invisible Meteorologist Man never grasped that his super power didn’t extend outside the news studio.

…explains why there wasn’t a Copper Surfer to complement the Silver one.

The speedrunMonday Contest has already found better than 50% off sales for Christmas.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. elliot says:

    Thanks for the third place slot – Elliot

  2. Woo hoo! Thanks Rodney.