Caption Contest Winners

The Carbon Boob-print Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



Many good captions… Some of the best are honored below…


First(tie): charles austin“Hey, my eyes are up here. Why do men always stare at my breasts?”
First(tie): ElmoNeeds more cowbell.

Second: lol – Whats next, Britney and a flaming crotch?

Third: FormerHostage – I don’t EVEN want to know where she keeps the fuse box!


yetanotherjohn – Finally, Al Gore can point to a bigger CO2 emitter than himself.

Stormy DragonYou know, penicillin can fix that.

Maggie Mama – Women asked for sexual parity so here’s their version of “Great Balls of Fire.”

Drew – The priests were left wondering if their quest for a little more “zest” at midnight mass might have gone awry………

elliot – That’s what happens when unlikely companies merge..Exxon and Victoria’s Secret.

D. Dean – Heather has my vote for her performance at the San Diego Chargers cheerleader tryouts.


220, 221… whatever it takes…

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning….

Don’t Dream it… Be it…

Being Obama’s teleprompter technician did carry certain risks.

…4 out of 5 suicide bombers prefer blondes

Don’t blaze me bro…

My sentiments as to what to do with the boobs in Congress as well.

The cobraliftMonday Contest was hoping for some jumbo shriimp seafood.

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. WOO HOO! Thanks Rodney.

  2. elliot says:

    Thanks for the HM – Elliot

  3. Joe says:

    I’m not even sure what to think of Lady Gaga anymore. She can really sing, but she’s CRAZY.

  4. Elmo says:

    I remember when artists knew how to play their instruments, their voices could even hold pitch/hit a note. Now it’s all manufactured/microwaveable digital pablum.

    Which half of the award statuette do you want Charles? 🙂

  5. Well, the top half is kind of charred…