Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, December 21, 2009 · 5 comments

The Carbon Boob-print Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Mark Blinch (CANADA ENTERTAINMENT)

Many good captions… Some of the best are honored below…

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First(tie): charles austin – “Hey, my eyes are up here. Why do men always stare at my breasts?”
First(tie): Elmo – Needs more cowbell.

Second: lol – Whats next, Britney and a flaming crotch?

Third: FormerHostage – I don’t EVEN want to know where she keeps the fuse box!

HONORABLE MENTION

yetanotherjohn – Finally, Al Gore can point to a bigger CO2 emitter than himself.

Stormy Dragon – You know, penicillin can fix that.

Maggie Mama – Women asked for sexual parity so here’s their version of “Great Balls of Fire.”

Drew – The priests were left wondering if their quest for a little more “zest” at midnight mass might have gone awry………

elliot – That’s what happens when unlikely companies merge..Exxon and Victoria’s Secret.

D. Dean – Heather has my vote for her performance at the San Diego Chargers cheerleader tryouts.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

220, 221… whatever it takes…

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning….

Don’t Dream it… Be it…

Being Obama’s teleprompter technician did carry certain risks.

…4 out of 5 suicide bombers prefer blondes

Don’t blaze me bro…

My sentiments as to what to do with the boobs in Congress as well.

The Monday Contest was hoping for some jumbo shriimp seafood.