Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, January 4, 2010 · 2 comments

The Beefeater Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/File/Carl de Souza)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Wyatt Earp – Sadly, no one noticed that the Death Star plans were passed to Palpatine so easily.

Second: Elmo – Racist!

Third: Scott – Hey! Pull my finger

HONORABLE MENTION

Hodink – “That rat’s ass Nigel is talking up my granddaughter again.”

William d’Inger – The British National Health Service annual laxative giveaway always draws a heavy crowd at veterans parties.

Michael Hamm – Extreme Libation “terrorists” are next to be targeted by Homeland Security as a threat to the Nanny State Society

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Psych!”

The Frog and Pig are goin’ down in 2010.

What’s inside?
eh… Depends

Wanna pull a crapper?
You mean cracker?
Whatever

I’m handing out carbon credits and ass whooping’s… and I’m fresh outta carbon credits.

The Monday Contest has been nominated for a Major Award.