Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, January 14, 2010 · 3 comments

The Brokeback Administration Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite, File)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Mr. Prosser – Yes, Mr. President, I am a hapless, rollover, spineless little dweeb; but I’m your hapless, rollover, spineless little dweeb.

Second: charles austin – “You know, I don’t know squat about how to help the country as the Senate Majority Leader, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.”

Third: D. Dean – Keep your chin up. McNabb’s approval ratings are worse.

HONORABLE MENTION

hpb – Reid: “Cream or sugar?”

FormerHostage – Harry: “I like my Presidents like I like my coffee: strong and black…with a little Danish on the side.” Obama: “You’re thinking of Tiger Woods.”

Maggie Mama – Mr. President, Las Vegas needs more Stimulus dollars cause those New York Jet rookies blew the bank for quite a few of my oddsmakers.

yetanotherjohn – … and a slave rode behind the conquering general whispering ‘though too are mortal’

DL – Touch me again Harry and you’ll need some Obamacare.

anjin – What a bunch of gutless wonders.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Ya know… I have an unusually wide stance.”

Harry: “I yoosed ta be known as the Waco Kid”

Obama: “I wish I could quit you.”

Honest… Open… Go…

“I never actually used the word ‘magic’ in my description.”

Obama: “Palomino… Palomino…”

Harry: “Good Job, Ba-REE” Obama: “That’s Barry, MacGruber.”

The Thursday Contest shoulda been a smurf instead.