Caption Contest Winners
The Know Your Enema Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: FormerHostage – …and then Barrylocks tried to make a decision about healthcare policy but the fallout was TOO hot. He then wanted to talk to the voters, but the reception was TOO cold. So he ended up just blaming Bush and the Media thought that that was JUST right!
Second: Maggie Mama – “What doesn’t Rahm get when I say “no logos with big ears”
Third: Brian Knapp – When branding the government option, the White House staff settled on the ObamaCare Bearâ„¢.
Cowboy Blob – Socialism is a Bear.
charles austin – Yogi and Boo Boo.
DL – Maybe if we’d use a white polar bear they’d like it?
William d’Inger – Life moved at a faster pace than this when I was serving Clinton’s coffee.
Mr. Prosser – I swear, if Cheney says my administration is BEARLY credible one more time I’ll have him renditioned.
Rachel Edith – … doink
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Man, I could sure use a cigarette right now.”
“Hmmm… I wonder if bear doctors would be cheaper than people doctors.”
Know your enema
BumbleBear ponders that maybe HopeBear and ChangeBear had set the expectations too high, now that BailoutBear and AfghanBear had spent all the money. Maybe it was time to blame BushBear again, or HealthBear was gonna fail.
“I didn’t get a harumph from that guy.”
The Monday Contest has already started to hear the fat lady sing.