Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Friday, January 22, 2010 · 2 comments

The “I dropped the Baby… I don’t know why” Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: elliot – That was close…now try to “catch” the next guy.

Second: FormerHostage – In scene II he gets naked and rides a unicorn.

Third: yetanotherjohn – Oprah was quite upset when she found out she wasn’t even in the play.

HONORABLE MENTION

Maggie Mama – “Why?” seems to be the question of the play.

Phil Smith – The Flying Teabagger makes his entrance as the villain of the piece.

D. Dean – Excited Jets fans anticipate going for the first down on 4th and about a yard.

“O The Musical” Award

charles austin –
Oooooo-Obama!
Carryin’ Windy City ways across the plains,
With the taxin’ cheats, ex parte freaks,
Where the hope comes right behind the change.
Oooooo-Obama!
Ev’ry night with wagyu beef and pie
We sit alone and grok, gatecrashers gawk,
Where there is no do, but only try.
We know you belong to the state,
And the state you belong to is great!
And when you say,
We Won! Now let me be clear…!
You’re only sayin’
We’re doin’ fine, Ooooo-Obama!
Ooooo-Obama, O.K.
B.O.B.A.M.A.
OBAMA!

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

… and my musical entry

For Obama’s Right

♬
Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that more can go to the Fed.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.

Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that more can go to the Fed.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.

A wife and a kids, need universal health care.
‘More Taxes,’ he says, ‘I’ll need to receive.’
For, O bama’s right. Aah.

credit them a-tear up, the bailout’s all gone.
Now you gonna end up in a socialist slide.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.

It’s getting warm, we done some harm
The globe is outta norm. Gore sounds the alarm.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.

(repeat last four)

For, O bama’s right. Aah.

For, O bama’s right. Aah.

For, O bama’s right. Aah.

♬

(Israelites — Desmond Dekker)