Caption Contest Winners

The “I dropped the Baby… I don’t know why” Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

othemusical


(AP Photo/Michael Probst)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: elliot – That was close…now try to “catch” the next guy.

Second: FormerHostage – In scene II he gets naked and rides a unicorn.

Third: yetanotherjohn – Oprah was quite upset when she found out she wasn’t even in the play.

HONORABLE MENTION

Maggie Mama – “Why?” seems to be the question of the play.

Phil Smith – The Flying Teabagger makes his entrance as the villain of the piece.

D. Dean – Excited Jets fans anticipate going for the first down on 4th and about a yard.

“O The Musical” Award

charles austin
Oooooo-Obama!
Carryin’ Windy City ways across the plains,
With the taxin’ cheats, ex parte freaks,
Where the hope comes right behind the change.
Oooooo-Obama!
Ev’ry night with wagyu beef and pie
We sit alone and grok, gatecrashers gawk,
Where there is no do, but only try.
We know you belong to the state,
And the state you belong to is great!
And when you say,
We Won! Now let me be clear…!
You’re only sayin’
We’re doin’ fine, Ooooo-Obama!
Ooooo-Obama, O.K.
B.O.B.A.M.A.
OBAMA!

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

… and my musical entry

For Obama’s Right


Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that more can go to the Fed.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.

Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that more can go to the Fed.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.

A wife and a kids, need universal health care.
‘More Taxes,’ he says, ‘I’ll need to receive.’
For, O bama’s right. Aah.

credit them a-tear up, the bailout’s all gone.
Now you gonna end up in a socialist slide.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.

It’s getting warm, we done some harm
The globe is outta norm. Gore sounds the alarm.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.

(repeat last four)

For, O bama’s right. Aah.

For, O bama’s right. Aah.

For, O bama’s right. Aah.

(Israelites — Desmond Dekker)

The colddayThursday Contest has Al Gore’s soap box already.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Thanks Rodney. All those high school musicals weren’t a total loss.

  2. elliot says:

    First Place….Thank-you – Elliot