Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, February 15, 2010 · 3 comments

The Sign of the Apocalypse Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/CBS)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Dodd – “You know, this party might actually be fun if you’d invited Conan.”

Second: Michael Hamm – Chips and Salsa – $7.95; Wide Screen TV – $2395; Watching Conan’s last Tonight Show with friends – priceless.

Third: charles austin – Dave would have worn 69, but he wasn’t sure it would get past the censors.

HONORABLE MENTION

yetanotherjohn – What’s next? Democrats and Republicans working together?

lol – Pass me some of that buns and syrup Dave….

elliot – and David Letterman’s number one reason that….

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Guess I shoulda gone with Uma.”

Stupid petting tricks

Next on the Greatest Loser

Man we could’ve done so much better than Ellen on American Idol

“In the year 3000….”

The Monday Contest is being shown in 3-Duh.