Caption Contest Winners

The Five Dollar Footlong Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


(AP Photo/Silvia Izquierdo)


First: William d’Inger – Pavlov wouldn’t stop ringing that damn bell.

Second: D. Dean – Because he can. Easily!

Third: FormerHostage – B!tches love me.


Brian J.At Gene Simmons Kennels, selective breeding ensures that all dogs have the most desirable of traits.

elliot – Did you ask for a Slurpee?

yetanotherjohn – What really gets the girls excited is when I lick my eyebrows

Rachel Edith – “I resolved never to make tongue-in-cheek remarks.”

William d’Inger – So tell me, Maggie Mama, what are your other two wishes

Triumph – During a drug-induced night of revelry, Obama thought it would be funny to lace Bo’s Alpo with crystal meth.


Poor thing, can’t hold his likker.

The AKC announced a new sub-breed of rat terrier, to be known as the Ratpunzel.

Hot Dog?


The ozombieadministrationThursday Contest has already brought out its dead.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. William d'Inger says:

    Woo hoo !!! Thank you, Rodney. I gave it my best effort.

  2. elliot says:

    Thanks for the HM – Elliot

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Good job, D’Inger .. 1st & HM! Well deserved.

  4. William d'Inger says:

    You deserve half the credit, Maggie Mama. Were it not for all your recent winnings, my HM wouldn’t have made the cut.