Caption Contest Winners
The Five Dollar Footlong Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: William d’Inger – Pavlov wouldn’t stop ringing that damn bell.
Second: D. Dean – Because he can. Easily!
Third: FormerHostage – B!tches love me.
Brian J. – At Gene Simmons Kennels, selective breeding ensures that all dogs have the most desirable of traits.
elliot – Did you ask for a Slurpee?
yetanotherjohn – What really gets the girls excited is when I lick my eyebrows
Rachel Edith – “I resolved never to make tongue-in-cheek remarks.”
William d’Inger – So tell me, Maggie Mama, what are your other two wishes
Triumph – During a drug-induced night of revelry, Obama thought it would be funny to lace Bo’s Alpo with crystal meth.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Poor thing, can’t hold his likker.
The AKC announced a new sub-breed of rat terrier, to be known as the Ratpunzel.
The Thursday Contest has already brought out its dead.