Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, March 11, 2010 · 3 comments

The Yellow Snow Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Al Grillo/Del Monte Foods)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Maggie Mama – Rescue teams head out to search for Al Gore and Global Warming.

Second: Brian J. – In Alaska, the annual Doratidi mansled race begins.

Third: elliot – The reason that the Brazilian iditarod team has never won any heats.

HONORABLE MENTION

Idiot – Now that’s a jobs program.

Phil Smith – NYTimes editor: “No, that’s still not news. Unless the dog is transgendered.”

charles austin – Balto II: Balto’s Revenge

D. Dean – The guys are even required to lift one leg.

Michael Hamm – Doing it Doggystyle in Alaska has a whole different meaning.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

In Obamerica… dogsled mushes you.

The Al Gore winter of 2010 has lead to some new Obama Administration mass transit schemes for the Northwest.

“Hey… I can see Russia from here.”

“ret’s ro raggy”

The Thursday Contest demonstrates continental drift as a cause of tectonic activity.