Caption Contest Winners

The Reputation Gone In 60 Seconds Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


(AP Photo/Eugene Hoshiko, File)


First: yetanotherjohn – Well there’s your problem. The pedal goes in the car.

Second: elliot – Me a qualified mechanic? No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn once.

Third: markm – Mechanic: “A little tweak right here….and this mo-fo is ready for Bonneville”


Michael Hamm – I can see the problem now. Congress is Stuck on Stupid.

Wyatt EarpHideki works on an ankle assembly for Toyota’s newest line: The Killbots.

Hodink – “Me? I was always bored. Not so much anymore.”

Maggie Mama – Soon to be placed on all Toyota dashboards, this new “international symbol” will inform drivers to just “step on the brakes”.


Shingo wrecked 14 cars until he realized that “Fix this gas pedal and step on it” was just a euphemism.

“I putting you into wall Gordon.”

“Dang, when I put ’em back together there’s always parts left over.”

The thereyagoMonday Contest is wondering where their constituents went.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    Thanks for the 3rd place win RD though I don’t like elliot’s tone..

    j/k elliot.

  2. elliot says:

    Thanks for 2nd place…point taken markm heh heh – Elliot

    Happy Passover and Happy Easter to all.