Caption Contest Winners
The Reputation Gone In 60 Seconds Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: yetanotherjohn – Well there’s your problem. The pedal goes in the car.
Second: elliot – Me a qualified mechanic? No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn once.
Third: markm – Mechanic: “A little tweak right here….and this mo-fo is ready for Bonneville”
Michael Hamm – I can see the problem now. Congress is Stuck on Stupid.
Wyatt Earp – Hideki works on an ankle assembly for Toyota’s newest line: The Killbots.
Hodink – “Me? I was always bored. Not so much anymore.”
Maggie Mama – Soon to be placed on all Toyota dashboards, this new “international symbol” will inform drivers to just “step on the brakes”.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Shingo wrecked 14 cars until he realized that “Fix this gas pedal and step on it” was just a euphemism.
“I putting you into wall Gordon.”
“Dang, when I put ’em back together there’s always parts left over.”
The Monday Contest is wondering where their constituents went.