Caption Contest Winners

The Two Men and a Handtruck Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


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First: markm and FormerHostage – DATELINE INDIA: Qualifying runs begin for the 900th running of the Hindi 500…

Second: Michael Hamm – Government Motors road tests its new CAFE compliant vehicle.

Third: lol – 3 years from now:4th of July parade.


Maggie Mama – Detroit, Michigan, 2010. (or at least Dearborn – rodney)

mstrbiggs – Person A: “Bring out your dead.” Person B: “But I’m not dead yet.”

FormerHostage – Scheduled for release Summer 2010: Mario Kart – Jihad Edition.(“Eat it, Yoshi” – rodney)

Hermoine – “Ohhhhhh, idiot son. I told you right-turn only like UPS.”

Mr. Prosser – Osama bin Laden, knowing the time is right, makes his triumphal entry into Peshawar.

Herb – “I’m Johnny Knoxville and you’re watching Jackass: Afghanistan.”


“Special delivery for Mongo!”

The movers arrived early in anticipation of Justice Stevens’ retirement.

“C’mon… do the siren noise louder.”

The mermaidskeletonThursday Contest has already released the Kraken.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    WAAAHOOOOOOOO!!!!….”we’re number one, we’re number one”.

    Thanks RD and FormerHostage. FH…either i’ll cut you a check for half my winnings or you cut me a check for half your winnings. 🙂

  2. FormerHostage says:

    why not do both: You cut me a check for half the winnings and I’ll cut me a check for half the winnings!
    (Hey, that’s how Congress would do it!)