Caption Contest Winners
The Oh! The Humanity! Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Michael Hamm – Obama Care is one damned big pill for the American public to swallow.
Second: Robert W. Armijo – As the Gulf oil spill saga continues, the White House can’t put the final touches on its BP executive probe fast enough.
Third: Doug Mataconis – Due to budget cuts, the next generation Space Shuttle leaves out such expensive items as wings, or an engine.
HONORABLE MENTION
charles austin – Uh, ok, now how do we get it through the door?
Jim Recznik – Big Pharmacies next great idea. Your lifetimes medicine in one easy to swallow pill!
physics geek – The solution to the oil spill: the iTampon.
John Burgess – Obama Reform Condom gets final test… BOHICA
Boyd – explain to me again why Alabama needs a suppository?
Roger McGaugh – “Sir, Barney Frank is requesting another private inspection, what should I tell him?”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Thanks for letting us use it to plug the leak, Hillary,… but how many D-cells does is use?”
DRUDGEBREAKING: Air Force doesn’t have plane big enough for latest bunker buster bomb. Developing…
maybe we should’ve used a wooden badger instead
Obama prepares his campaign blimp — Looming Bunion 1 — for 2012.
The 
Monday Contest thinks life is a beach.
Thanks for the HM, RD.