Caption Contest Winners

The Drill Baby, Drill Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


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First(tie): Rachel Edith – “Go in the ocean, Ted. It won’t be the worst thing there.”

First(tie): john personna – Man, but I’m so glad I’m not the Red Shirt.

Second: Roger McGaugh – Arizonians without proper ID move to the Gulf for better jobs.

Third: John425 – Oil spill cleanup arrives just in time for “stimulus” jobs to be saved.


charles austinGoodness gracious, great balls of tar.

D. Dean – Illegal aliens’ newest ploy to enter the country.

physics geek“Gonna need a bigger bag.”

Maggie Mama – Memorial Day, 2010: Obama took off for Chicago leaving members of his Administration to clean up after him.

Tim – “Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be here somewhere.”

Michael Hamm – Quick, come when the pickin is still good. Free heating oil for all Katrina refugees.

G.A.Phillips – 3 democrats stand around while the republican does all the work?

Robert W. ArmijoBack on the Dick Cheney Gang.


Worst.Whitehouse.Easter Egg Hunt.Ever.

BP Exec Solution: “Hey if we just kick sand over it, it’s gone.”

“Oh look, a little white rubber stopper on a chain… Now what would that go to?”

“…and look who’s always stuck on pooper scooper duty everytime they release that damn Kraken.”

The highwaterpantsThursday Contest is headed out of town.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Woo hoo. Thanks for HM, RD.