CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS

This one got a lot more responses than the infamous rhino photo. . . .


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1st Katewerk with “In response to Mr. al-Sahaf’s claim to have chopped off our ‘rotten heads,’ we are today announcing the latest initiative into Baghdad ‘Operation Squeeze Testicles.'”

2nd jruben with “Do you think they would pay more attention to me if I had tits out to here?”

3rd flounder frank with “Maj. Gen. Stanley McChrystal sneaks a peak at Victoria Clarke’s ‘man hands.'”

Honorable Mention to Dain Brammage for his lengthy submission

“Now, how does that go?

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,

That’s It, I know I see that ring before…She is the Dark Lord!”

Thanks to all the participants. Another contest will be posted some time tomorrow.

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