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CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS

James Joyner · Monday, June 9, 2003 · No comments

Friday’s Caption Contest had a good number of entrants.

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The winners:

1st: Misanthropyst, “I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky!”

2nd: Ursula, “Get me some teeth whitener…pronto!!!”

3rd: Bryan, “I’m comin’ for YOU, Vince McMahon!”

Honorable Mention to 42d SSD, “I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! I am the onliest of history’s greatest dictators! My teeth are so pretty, you don’t see any white, which just proves I’m the greatest Palestine tonight! Sharon is so stupid, he should donate his brain to Mensa! I’m the most recognized and loved man that ever lived!”

Thanks for playing! A new one will be posted shortly.