CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS
Tuesday’s OTB Caption ContestTM is finally over.
1st: Laurence Simon, “It wasn’t me… it was the J-E-W-S! Why else would I refuse to meet Arafat… the JEWS made me snub him!”
2nd: Big Lou from Brooklyn, “Mama mia! That’s a spicy meatball!”
3rd (tie): April, “In a last act of desperation, Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi broke into his Nelly impression– “it’s getting hot in herre…so take off all your clothes (I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off).”
3rd (tie): Rachel Edith, “Baby Bush was right. I just hate that Segway Human Transporter.”