Caption Contest Winners
The Let Slip the Dogs of Warhol Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: Kenny – Monsieur, monsieur, my need to poop is now at threat condition red!
Second: T. Harris – Unfortunately for Philippe, the realization came much, much too late. Being a foreigner, there was no way he could have imagined the horror that awaited him: yet another round of that old Senate pasttime, “Screw the Pooch”.
Third: Jay Tea – …ever since the McCain anti-torture bill passed, we’ve had to resort to other methods of interrogation. Senators, let me explain to you how we force detainees to play Naked Twister. . .”
Lorg Skyegon – Although their effort at a Terrorist Detection System failed, the Department of Homeland Security has perfected the Gaydar system
FreakyBoy – Today, in an effort to promote better terror awareness to children, the Dept. of Homeland Security unveiled “Doodle, the Threat Alert Poodle”.
Gaijin Biker – Pierre the Threat Alert Poodle ultimately proved ineffective at fighting terrorism, leaving McGruff the Crime Dog stretched dangerously thin.
Best Spinner Picture Caption:
Hoodlumman – As ‘left-hand yellow’ came up on the Twister spinner, everyone became uneasy that Ted Kennedy was about to injure someone.
Best Dog Picture Captions:
Bithead – If you think THAT’S weird, you should see the Fire Hydrants around here.
AND The quick brown fox had no idea what to do with this one.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
As Poodle Paintball becomes popular in France, PETA moves the Pet Threat level to Yellow.
The debate over Intelligent Design versus Random Chance takes an odd twist.
AP BREAKING: Korean Kolor Koded Kold Kuts
While many people have heard “Jingle Bells” barked by dogs, few have experienced the musical “Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat” done in this Genre.