The long anticipated announcement of the winners of the Three Stooges Edition OTB Caption ContestTM has arrived.

1st, Katewerk: Mindful of the electoral success of a former body builder turned politician, Democratic Presidential hopefuls practice bicep curls and clean and jerk, in preparation for the 2004 “Air Mr. Universe” title.

2nd, Stephen Green: When chosing from potential suitors, Dick Gephardt always says, “I’m from Missouri. You’ve got to show me.”

3rd, Alan: [offscreen voice:] Bachelor Number One, can you show the audience *your* Lou Ferrigno impression?

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  1. Rodney Dill says:

    Best. Caption. Contest. Ever.

    I had a lot of fun with this one.

  2. Katewerk says:

    I finally figured out how to win these things.

    Send. Nude. Pics.


  3. Rodney Dill says:

    It probably works in reverse for me, I would have to stop sending my nude pics to have a chance. 😉