Caption Contest Winners

Well, there is simply no denying that it is after noon Tuesday. It’s Thursday, after all. So, without further ado, the results of the last OTB Caption ContestTM:

Courtesy Drudge Report

1st, McGeehee –Pope: “These are not the priests you’re looking for.”

Child Molestation Investigator (looking dazed): “These are not the priests I’m looking for.”

2nd, La Femme Crickita — “My precious…mine. My own. Nassty little cardinalsess, they wantsss the precious…they won’t have it until they takes it from my poor dead fingersess…yesss. I won’t show this to my secretary…he tried to bite poor me yesterday he did…vile secretary…

3rd, maura — G*d D*mn Cicadas

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  1. Cassandra says:

    Congratulations everyone – I was dying to enter, but by the time I saw this there were so many hilarious entries I figured it was a lost cause.

    I laughed myself silly reading the comments – I don’t know how James managed to choose a winner.