Caption Contest Winners
Very belatedly, the John Kerry, Regular American, Edition of the OTB Caption ContestTM has concluded.
The winners:

AP photo via Drudge Report
1st, Professor Kaos – “I dont miss! That son of a bitch secret service agent made me miss!â€
2nd, Cassandra – Once again, Senator John Kerry demonstrates that he is incapable of straight shooting.
3rd, La Femme Crickita – “This was exactly the position I was in when I got my first Purple Heart . . . “
Congrats to the winners!
Why is his finger on the trigger while he’s
looking/talking to camera?
Where did he get his training?
Who’s going to die from his neglect?