Caption Contest Winners

Very belatedly, the John Kerry, Regular American, Edition of the OTB Caption ContestTM has concluded.

The winners:

AP photo via Drudge Report

1st, Professor Kaos – “I dont miss! That son of a bitch secret service agent made me miss!â€

2nd, Cassandra – Once again, Senator John Kerry demonstrates that he is incapable of straight shooting.

3rd, La Femme Crickita – “This was exactly the position I was in when I got my first Purple Heart . . . “

Congrats to the winners!

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  1. Ben says:

    Why is his finger on the trigger while he’s
    looking/talking to camera?
    Where did he get his training?
    Who’s going to die from his neglect?