Caption Contest Winners
The (Fat) Al(bert) Gore Edition, OTB Caption ContestTM has concluded. Some particularly good entries this time.
The winners:
AP photo via YahooNews
1st – Boyd: “I. Did not. Eat. Cheeseburgers. At that. Restaurant. McDonalds.”
2nd – Ben: “I invented nervous breakdownsâ€
3rd (tie) – Stephen W. Stanton: “He misled us into Iraq. He misled us into a lousy economy. He misled us into this damned low-carb craze that doesn’t work for shit.â€
3rd (tie) РLa Femme Crickita: Al Gore bidding on one of Rush Limbaugh̢۪s old
suits.
Thanks to all the participants. Another contest will start soon.
I should’ve won. I was robbed. I demand a recount, Let’s have every vote count. The contest was fixed. Where in the hell is the SCOFLA (Supreme Court of Fla.)
(Heh, my post would’ve made a pretty caption as well)
Dear God, the older Gore gets, the more likely Stephen Root (Milton from Office Space, among other roles) is to play him in his post-VP years.
[Gore with a Milton voice] “Has … anybody … seen my gravitas?”
Wow! I’m humbled that your liked my caption so much, especially since there were so many absolutely great ones.
Thanks. I’ll fire off that check immediately.