Caption Contest Winners

The Sic Transit Gloria Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: bitheadIt’s a damn good thing she doesn’t have a cigarette in her hand, or they’d have to air brush it out. Don’t want a bad role model for our kids, after all.

Second: Patrick McGuire – Following the success of its other reality show, NBC introduces “The Biggest Boozer”.

Third: Rick DeMentYep, it’s over…

Honorable Mention:

BitheadThese days, Stevie Nicks concerts are a little less impressive.

Steven TaylorWho cares about that “less filling” crap?

Sgt FluffyLater in life, Chelsea’s hard livin’ finally caught up to her

The ManIn the talent segment of the Miss America pagent, Miss Alabama attempts to belch out the state motto: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights)

Buckley F. WilliamsDespite prodigious backing from the network, the new ABC show “Extreme Makeover: Alcoholic Manatee Edition” never quite took off.

McGeheeSomebody pointed me here saying my first girlfriend had really let herself go. Having seen the picture, I can honestly say, “Not so much.”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel


AP BREAKING: There have been charges of Steroid Enhancement brought in this years hog calling competition.

Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows you’re Plame.

The Thursday contest is starting the Festivus Airing of Grievances.

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Matt says:

    Well done, as always, but Rick’s was the one that made me laugh out loud once my brain caught up.

  2. Rodney Dill says:

    As usual the top three were pretty close.

  3. McGehee says:

    I hate to admit it, but I thought Rick’s was a winner too.

    If anybody tells him I said that, I will find out where they live.