Caption Contest Winners
The Sic Transit Gloria Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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Winners
First: bithead – It’s a damn good thing she doesn’t have a cigarette in her hand, or they’d have to air brush it out. Don’t want a bad role model for our kids, after all.
Second: Patrick McGuire – Following the success of its other reality show, NBC introduces “The Biggest Boozer”.
Third: Rick DeMent – Yep, it’s over…
Honorable Mention:
Bithead – These days, Stevie Nicks concerts are a little less impressive.
Steven Taylor – Who cares about that “less filling” crap?
Sgt Fluffy – Later in life, Chelsea’s hard livin’ finally caught up to her
The Man – In the talent segment of the Miss America pagent, Miss Alabama attempts to belch out the state motto: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights)
Buckley F. Williams – Despite prodigious backing from the network, the new ABC show “Extreme Makeover: Alcoholic Manatee Edition” never quite took off.
McGehee – Somebody pointed me here saying my first girlfriend had really let herself go. Having seen the picture, I can honestly say, “Not so much.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“NORM!!”
AP BREAKING: There have been charges of Steroid Enhancement brought in this years hog calling competition.
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows you’re Plame.
The 
Thursday contest is starting the Festivus Airing of Grievances.
Well done, as always, but Rick’s was the one that made me laugh out loud once my brain caught up.
As usual the top three were pretty close.
I hate to admit it, but I thought Rick’s was a winner too.
If anybody tells him I said that, I will find out where they live.