Caption Contest Winners
The Sic Transit Gloria Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: bithead – It’s a damn good thing she doesn’t have a cigarette in her hand, or they’d have to air brush it out. Don’t want a bad role model for our kids, after all.
Second: Patrick McGuire – Following the success of its other reality show, NBC introduces “The Biggest Boozer”.
Third: Rick DeMent – Yep, it’s over…
Bithead – These days, Stevie Nicks concerts are a little less impressive.
Steven Taylor – Who cares about that “less filling” crap?
Sgt Fluffy – Later in life, Chelsea’s hard livin’ finally caught up to her
The Man – In the talent segment of the Miss America pagent, Miss Alabama attempts to belch out the state motto: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights)
Buckley F. Williams – Despite prodigious backing from the network, the new ABC show “Extreme Makeover: Alcoholic Manatee Edition” never quite took off.
McGehee – Somebody pointed me here saying my first girlfriend had really let herself go. Having seen the picture, I can honestly say, “Not so much.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
AP BREAKING: There have been charges of Steroid Enhancement brought in this years hog calling competition.
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows you’re Plame.