Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, December 6, 2004 · 1 comment

The Fritz the Dog Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Neil Boortz

The Winners

First: Kim chong-il – Breed for hunting badgers, the dachshund can naturally hold its own against a beaver

Second: Duffer – Bonus Question : from which movie is this audition photo taken — [a] Dog Day Afternoon, [b] Wag The Dog, [c] The Scent Of A Woman or [d] Igby Goes Down ?

Third: Hodink – “Hey, what’s your dog’s name?â€
“Hot Diggity Dog.â€

Honorable Mention:

McGehee – In 2037, Bill Clinton proves that reincarnation does happen (editor: Guess I’ll always be a sucker for Clinton slams)

Dougrc – Okay fella, you can let her go now…I give up; I still can’t figure out what the hell she’s been rolling in.

Bithead – Hey, it worked for the Coppertone dog….

Contest within a Contest – So When did the Prozak wear off?

Barbara – “I don’t get it. . . where’s the kitty?â€
Barbara – The perks of a lap-dog. . . F**K, YEAH

Rodney’s bottom of the barrel

One thought kept running through Fritz’s head. He was an old dog and this was a new trick.

A new, and perhaps harder, contest is already underway.