Caption Contest Winners
The Festivus Edition of the OTB Caption Contest is over.
They were nowhere near as creepy as I’d hoped, but the winners are:
First Place: Boyd — When the Hamilton kids learned that Santa Claus was also a Roman Catholic priest, they displayed mixed reactions.
Second Place: The Ubiquitous Rodney Dill — Little Timmy jumps and drops his sister, as Santa “warms his hands.â€
Third Place: Duffer — Jane likes sitting on Santa’s left knee; Dick ain’t so sure about sitting on Santa’s right knee; Young Emily suddenly remembers that Santa has only two knees.
I don’t get it but it sounds disturbing:
Christopher Cross — Only little Tina Baker enjoyed the family tradition of “Triple Dutch Oven.â€
For added post-Holiday cheer, check out this tribute to my best friend on her birthday.
Just how creepy did you want?
Having scored a triple 20 with his first throw in this round of Elf Cricket. Timmy hoisted his next elf for a throw at the bullseye, and a win.
Not quite victory is mine!