Caption Contest Winners
The Festivus Edition of the OTB Caption Contest is over.
They were nowhere near as creepy as I’d hoped, but the winners are:
First Place: Boyd — When the Hamilton kids learned that Santa Claus was also a Roman Catholic priest, they displayed mixed reactions.
Second Place: The Ubiquitous Rodney Dill — Little Timmy jumps and drops his sister, as Santa Ã¢€œwarms his hands.Ã¢€
Third Place: Duffer — Jane likes sitting on SantaÃ¢€™s left knee; Dick ainÃ¢€™t so sure about sitting on SantaÃ¢€™s right knee; Young Emily suddenly remembers that Santa has only two knees.
I don’t get it but it sounds disturbing:
Christopher Cross — Only little Tina Baker enjoyed the family tradition of Ã¢€œTriple Dutch Oven.Ã¢€
For added post-Holiday cheer, check out this tribute to my best friend on her birthday.