Caption Contest Winners

The Speak Softly and Carry a Big Scotty Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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The Winners

First: Hermoine – “Anybody know how a doggone muff works?”

Second: Sgt. Fluffy They’re ready for inspection Major Barney.

Third: McGehee A second later, Bush acted instinctively—with the result that he got a Barney-shaped scar on his forehead.

Honorable Mention:

Maniakes “Look what I got for the twins!”
“Good trade, sir!”

Lij – President Bush comments on the slippery slope ahead, “don’t worry Barney, it’s still don’t ask, don’t tell!”

Leopold StotchAirmen O’Malley and Perez now understand what John Kerry meant when he said that “if given a second term, George W. Bush will screw the pooch.”

Still Venting the Ghosts of Elections Past

Laurence SimonBe glad I won, boys. Otherwise, you̢۪d be picking Teresa̢۪s crap up off of the tarmac.

Leopold StotchI know Barney’s a boy and all but …
Under his breath Airman O’Malley whispers to Airman Perez, “I’d rather salute this bitch than that thing John Kerry married.”

BitheadLook, Dubya, I don’t CARE who cleaned the plane when… I’m tellin’ ya.. I can still smell that idiot, Buddy in there, and I ain’t goin’ IN there, OK?

The Bonus Caption contest is still underway until tomorrow PM, and the Thursday contest is already off to a fast start.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. I’m not sure if there’s anything honorable about that entry …

  2. Sgt Fluffy says:

    Woohoo, Second