Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, December 30, 2004 · 2 comments

The Speak Softly and Carry a Big Scotty Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Yahoo – Top Stories Photos – Reuters

The Winners

First: Hermoine – “Anybody know how a doggone muff works?”

Second: Sgt. Fluffy – They’re ready for inspection Major Barney.

Third: McGehee – A second later, Bush acted instinctively—with the result that he got a Barney-shaped scar on his forehead.

Honorable Mention:

Maniakes – “Look what I got for the twins!”
“Good trade, sir!”

Lij – President Bush comments on the slippery slope ahead, “don’t worry Barney, it’s still don’t ask, don’t tell!”

Leopold Stotch – Airmen O’Malley and Perez now understand what John Kerry meant when he said that “if given a second term, George W. Bush will screw the pooch.”

Still Venting the Ghosts of Elections Past

Laurence Simon РBe glad I won, boys. Otherwise, you̢۪d be picking Teresa̢۪s crap up off of the tarmac.

Leopold Stotch – I know Barney’s a boy and all but …
Under his breath Airman O’Malley whispers to Airman Perez, “I’d rather salute this bitch than that thing John Kerry married.”

Bithead – Look, Dubya, I don’t CARE who cleaned the plane when… I’m tellin’ ya.. I can still smell that idiot, Buddy in there, and I ain’t goin’ IN there, OK?

The Bonus Caption contest is still underway until tomorrow PM, and the Thursday contest is already off to a fast start.