Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, January 3, 2005 · 3 comments

The Mene Mene Tekel Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Loay Abu haykel

The Winners

First: Steven Taylor – “And that, my friends, is the sound of one hand clapping.”

Second : McGehee – You foolish red-state types see the hand of God in everything, dont you? What? AAAIIIIEEEEEE!

Third: spd rdr – Just look at the length of that lifeline!
What more proof do you need that Yassir was poisined by the Zionists?

Honorable Mention:

Pennywit РAdam Smith̢۪s hand reveals itself.

Kenny – “Our enemies are wrong my brothers! Clearly you can see that I most certainly DO NOT have hair on my palms!”

David Harris – The press conference turned into chaos when the fifth little piggy suddenly decided to make a break for it.

Zed – Years after the release of Sgt. Peppers the Muslim world is just now learning how to play records backwards.

Rodneys Bottom of the Barrel

“No. . . No. . . Mr. Sluggo. . .”

The Hand of Knowledge meets the Seat of Ignorance.

“You want me step this way? But why?”