Caption Contest Winners
The Stiff Upper Lip Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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First: Chrees – Does this outfit make my rear look fat?
Second: Jay Tea – Following long-standing procedure, Corporal Eddington (right) refused to be relieved from his post when he realized that Sergeant Chesterfield (left) had reported for duty out of uniform again.
Third: Bithead – “I think this ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ thing is working well, donÃ¢€™t you?”
Scott P – Now, Mr. Guard, IÃ¢€™ll show you something I like to call the 69th position. I bet that will get a rise out of you. . .
Anna S. – These slippers are killing me; next time you be the sugar plum fairy and IÃ¢€™ll be the nutcracker.
Masked Menace – After realizing the ballerina was turned ever so slightly too far the wrong way, Major Stifas Abored, thought to himself, “Sometimes, I really hate my job.”
Rodneys Bottom of the Barrel
I call This position ‘The Moss’
And of course, The Thursday contest has already started.
Conservative Life has started their next contest as well.