Caption Contest Winners

The Target Dog Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

AP Photo/Jaime Puebla

Excellent captions, I was surprised it took so long for someone to come up with the take off on the Target Dog. I am pandering a bit with the list of honorable mentions, but this contest just seemed to bring out a funny vein in many of the commentors.

The Winners

Ne Plus Ultra: RightWingDuck Unfortunately, the tryouts for the new Target Dog Mascot turned out quite differently than expected.

Second: Harry Tank Commander Ralph Watkins winces as he realizes he has unwittingly let loose the dog of war.

Third: LJD – “I think he’s gettin’ ready to leave a road-side bomb!”

Honorable Mention:

Laurence SimonWe meet again, Teddy Salad.

BitheadMike Dukakas meets the enemy

OJCaptain, we got that filthy dog Zarqawi!

MyopistSwear to God, if it cocks a leg I̢۪m shooting it. I spent four hours washing this tank.

Dougrc – Reminiscent of the 1989 Tianenmen Square incident, Fluffy stood her ground for half an hour before slowly backing out of the way of the advancing tanks.

Rachel Edith – President Bush made that surprise visit to the troops last week. Scheduling glitches resulted in presidential dog, Barney, being left behind in a fox hole. Barney emerged today none the worse for wear. After de-briefing in Germany, the dog will be reunited with the Commander-in-Chief.

Roark – Hold Fire! …It’s not a FRENCH poodle.

The Thursday contest has already started.

Rodney’s Bottom of the Barrel

“That pup craps in my lawn again, and he’s gonna taste a round from the new tank mounted Bowitzer 500.

Targeting terrorist Al Bark-awi

Not ones to back down from a fight they are sure to win, the French Army prepares to launch an offensive in the
Global War On Terriers

“Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.