Caption Contest Winners
The Soylent Green is People Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
A very enjoyable contest, there were a lot of imaginative entries for this one
(AFP/DDP/Michael Kappeler)
The Winners
First: Steven L. – Michael Jackson began to seriously regret insisting on a “jury of his peers”. . . .
Second: Brandon Jaynes РMoscow̢۪s Red Orchestra, seen here singing Yellow Submarine, has long been green with envy over the success of the Blue Man Group.
Third: Bithead – It was here that Mulder found the motherload.
Honorable Mention:
T. Lung – The new-look Green Bay Packers synchronised semaphore cheerleaders sure did miss their head cheese!
Bithead – After nearly a week, the struggle to find a new CBS news anchor was down to a handful of people
McGehee – The new hit Broadway musical “Green Eggs and Ham†opened last night to rave reviews. Oddly enough, however, popcorn sales were slow and area restaurants reported business was down 90% over other opening nights.
McTrip – This is why voters never got to see the Swift Boat Veterans FOR Kerry…
Ingress – The Green Bay Packers circa 1920
Lance – French farting contest. . .
The 
Thursday contest has already started.
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