Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, March 21, 2005 · 1 comment

The In Dragnet Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Raheb Homavandi

The Winners

First: Jufray – CIRQUE DU SOLEIL presents … La Nu Clear

Second: Mark РFemale members of Harvard̢۪s faculty prepare for action against Larry Summers following the latest no confidence vote.

Third: AlphaPatriot – Pictured on the right, Ali “Alice” Mahammud is thankful for the “”Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy. Says Alice, “I’m just grateful for the chance to put on a burka and carry a gun just like any other Iranian gal.”

Honorable Mention:

Brian J. – You thought Catholic school was hard?

Roger – If one of these women asks if her outfit makes her look fat, say nothing and take cover.

Mikey – Star Wars Episode VII: Attack of the Jawas

The Monday contest has already started.

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