Caption Contest Winners
The Bushrat Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: Rodney Dill – President Bush pondered why all the photographers seemed to want to set up in the same spot for the Dan Rather retirement dinner.
Second: Rodney Dill – Edmund was disappointed that he couldn’t also fit the word fink into the picture
Third: Rodney Dill – Redneck Association of Texas
Pictures of Donald Rumsfeld being dismembered under the fold
…And the Real Winners are …
The #@%$*%@ I Broke a Nail Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
CHINA OUT REUTERS/China Newsphoto
First: Maggie – Discussion was fast and furious at the ASL convention held in Atlantic City earlier this week. and
Desperate Democrats have come up with a new solution to “show of hands” votes in the Congress.
(Fortunately there are enough fingers to keep track of Maggie’s entries)
Second: bithead – The photographer’s cover picture for the classic book “A Farewell to Arms” didn’t quite meet the publisher’s expectations.
Maniakes – The New York Yankees have announced their starting pitcher for the opening game of the season. In a surprise move, theyÃ¢€™re going with the 28 year old 40-hander. . .
Myopist – “And this is Agent Kanya, 007. As you might have guessed, hand-to-hand combat is one of her specialities. . .”
yetanotherjohn – “oooh! oooh! Pick me! Teacher, Pick me!”
Joyse – May I have a show of hands please? Do we or don’t we have nuclear arms?
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“Whaddya mean it makes my palms grow hair?”
AP BREAKING – Former President Bill Clinton is coming out with a new line of furniture. The chair pictured here is called “The Intern.”
The eye’s have it
The Detroit Lions try out a receiver they feel can’t possibly drop the football.
Kim Jong-Il makes provisions against the disarming of North Korea