Caption Contest Winners

The Bushrat Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Winners

First: Rodney Dill – President Bush pondered why all the photographers seemed to want to set up in the same spot for the Dan Rather retirement dinner.

Second: Rodney Dill – Edmund was disappointed that he couldn’t also fit the word fink into the picture

Third: Rodney Dill – Redneck Association of Texas

The Thursday contest has already started.

Pictures of Donald Rumsfeld being dismembered under the fold

…And the Real Winners are …

The #@%$*%@ I Broke a Nail Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


The Winners

First: Maggie – Discussion was fast and furious at the ASL convention held in Atlantic City earlier this week. and
Desperate Democrats have come up with a new solution to “show of hands” votes in the Congress.
(Fortunately there are enough fingers to keep track of Maggie’s entries)

Second: bitheadThe photographer’s cover picture for the classic book “A Farewell to Arms” didn’t quite meet the publisher’s expectations.

Third:(tie) McGeheeWhat is the sound of 40 hands clapping?
Third:(tie) MHKingMeet Lady Speed Stick’s number one customer. . .

Honorable Mention:

ManiakesThe New York Yankees have announced their starting pitcher for the opening game of the season. In a surprise move, they̢۪re going with the 28 year old 40-hander. . .

Myopist “And this is Agent Kanya, 007. As you might have guessed, hand-to-hand combat is one of her specialities. . .”

yetanotherjohn – “oooh! oooh! Pick me! Teacher, Pick me!”

Joyse – May I have a show of hands please? Do we or don’t we have nuclear arms?

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Whaddya mean it makes my palms grow hair?”

AP BREAKING – Former President Bill Clinton is coming out with a new line of furniture. The chair pictured here is called “The Intern.”

Palm Sunday

The eye’s have it

The Detroit Lions try out a receiver they feel can’t possibly drop the football.

Kim Jong-Il makes provisions against the disarming of North Korea

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.