Caption Contest Winners

The No Sympathy for the Devil Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

A lot of good entries, but here’s the way I see it.

(Eric Draper, The White House/Reuters)

The Winners

First: Laurence SimonDon’t do what they did in Florida in 2000 with that butterfly ballot staggered list thing. Line up both sides of the ballot evenly and you won’t be waiting two months to get the next pope in office.

Second: Gary and the Samoyeds So then the Popemobile tries to cut over to pass on the right, but I had my driver cut him off.

Third: Crerar I swear to God — that bishop over there deliberately bumped me from behind like this.

Honorable Mention:

Rachel Edith – “So, I am trying hard not to appear anxious or interested but I think these qualifications I’ve set out here leave you no choice but to vote for me in the upcoming conclave.”

AndersonOkay, so my left hand is the altar boy, and my right hand is the priest … now, say again what happens next?

Confederate YankeeSo even though you guys wear those little beanies, you aren’t Jewish? How’s that again?

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Swapping tales of dogfights and fighting evil in general.

“… and you say I’ll get to wear one of those spiffy beanies if I sign up?”

“Are you really sure its OK for us to be discussin’ animal husbandry?”

“And now your $10 has disappeared. . ., say this may help the US economy, how many of you fella’s did you say there was.”

“That church music is pretty good, but I like Marilyn Manson myself.”

The Thursday contest has already started.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Michael says:

    Ok, no offense Laurence, but Confederate Yankee’s caption won that hands down!!!!!!

  2. Mark it an eight, Dude!