Caption Contest Winners
The That’ll Leave a Mark Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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First: Crerar – ThatÃ¢€™s a nice trick seargent Baalzadropov Ã¢€” but what did you do with the pylon?
Second: Laurence Simon – They haven’t yet built the combat robot that can do this
Third: Oski – While normally viewed as an asset in arid climates, Pvt. Splitovski a.k.a. the human divining rod, embarrassed his fellow troops when they marched on the rain soaked parade grounds.
Timmer – The kids from Chernobyl strut their stuff.
Scott P – Soldiers watch a demonstration of the latest Field Medical Directive: How to alleviate “SoldierÃ¢€™s Itch.”
Cassandra – Despite intense mentoring, Private Pushkin continued to demonstrate considerable confusion as to the meaning of the term “balls-to-the-wall”.
LJD – Russians prove the viability of gays in the military: In an effort to save his comrades, Ivan drops on a grenade. . .
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“Oh by the way, the commissary is stocked with toilet paper again.”
The Russian Military Chorus never looked forward to a Head-of-State visit from the U.S.A. as special preparations were needed to hit the high notes during the obligatory singing of the Star Spangled Banner.