Caption Contest Winners
The Tons of Fun Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
A lot of funny entries for this one.
(Associated Press)
The Winners
First: Jufray – “SIMON COWELL luv me long time.”
Developing . . .Second: Joe R. the Unabrewer – Thailand attempts to eliminate its status as a sex tourist destination; renames capital Paonkeik.
Third: Bithead – Oh, no… she’s gonna SING
Honorable Mention:
Alex Knapp – See what happens when you start opening McDonald’s in Asia?
Dodd – Ratings for CBS’ twelfth annual “A Very Special Bill Clinton Birthday Party” were lower than in previous years.
The Man – Next on Fox: Who Wants to Marry Michael Moore
Hodink – It was the upcoming lap dance segment that terrified Dan.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Movie Remake Hell
The movie TRON remade as JUMBOTRONMiss ComonIwannalaya, who eventually won the Miss Volcano pageant, had this bio. “I’m hot, steamy, and ready to blow at any minute.” (these ARE labeled “bottom of the barrel” for a reason)
Several years, and a number of pounds, later Lyndie went on to star in, Abu Ghraib, the musical.