Caption Contest Winners

The FREE Lunch Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Two loaded Apaches
Special ops
armored humvees
a laser painted
on an insurgent’s buns

(Jim Young/Reuters)


First: McGeheeThe vegetable is a known unknown. The meat is an unknown unknown.” (Coitainly better than last time)

Second: Brandon Jaynes“Mr. Secretary, thank you for allowing us to eat some of the good food we serve at Abu Ghraib and Gitmo instead of these nasty MRE’s.”

Third: Combat Banker – Rummy: “And what would you like on the Turkey, Private?”
Private: “Oh nothing, the hat is just fine sir.”

Honorable Mention:

Laurence Simon“How about some eggs of mass destruction then?”

DaveD – Many of his advisers at the Pentagon felt Rumsfeld never really grasped fully what the implications would be for downsizing troop numbers in Iraq too quickly.

thunderbird – Will you have your dolphin steak with lemon and a garnish of parsley?

DawnThe REAL reason our soldiers are dying in Iraq.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Where’s the Beef”

“I love the smell of Turkey Gravy in the morning, it smells like victory.”

“No son, I’m not serving my boots, everyone knows they’re saved for suppository duty.”

“What flavor is that gravy, Sec. Rumsfeld?”

The Thursday contest is already having a ball.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.