Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AFP/Goh Chai Hin)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Is it cold in here or is it just me?

  2. FreakyBoy says:

    The entrance to Michael Moore’s self-themed thrill ride and restaurant: “It’s An Endless Buffet World” angered some nearby residents.

  3. DaveD says:

    After much hype, the the latest testimonial to American culture was unveiled on the Washington Mall – a monument to the typical NFL fan.

  4. FreakyBoy says:

    “We’re gonna’ need a bigger straw.”

  5. T. Harris says:

    Fortunately for all, Buddha’s nipples are his only erect features.

  6. “Big Buddha Bubble Gum; The Bubble Gum With A Hummmmmmmmmmmmm.”

  7. Ingress says:

    “Have you called Jenny, yet?”

  8. Mark says:

    Quick! Someone get that statue a Manzeere!

  9. Sgt Fluffy says:

    And lo, liberals came from far and wide to kneel before the Moore.

  10. Sgt Fluffy says:

    North Korea revealed the newest statue of Kim Jong-il to the world today…..

  11. McGehee says:

    At the sight of this picture, plumbers all over the world spontaneously decided on a change of profession.

  12. legion says:

    “Bow down, bow down! Before the power of Buddha!”

    (not funny unless you saw the Invader Zim Xmas special…)

  13. “Ray: I tried to imagine something from my childhood, something that couldn’t possibly hurt us.

    Peter: Ray, what is it?

    Ray: It’s the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Buddha.”

  14. yetanotherjohn says:

    I blame Bush and his radical Christian right for breaking down the barrier between state and church that lead China to think this state sponsored display of religion was somehow okay.

  15. Scott T says:

    The conceptual picture of Las Vegas’s new resort, aimed at attracting well-afluent Hindi’s from India, nicknamed “The New Delhi-licous”, was going to definately alter the skyline significantly.

  16. Mark says:

    Wow, Martha, you were right. It IS obvious which house belongs to Louie Anderson.

  17. the man says:

    As you can see, Kristie Alley is really popular in China.

  18. Rodney Dill says:

    The new proposed peaceful design for the Dome of the Rock location placated neither the Jews, nor the Moslems.

  19. McGehee says:

    The proposal to add Rush Limbaugh to Mount Rushmore didn’t draw much support.

  20. Mythilt says:

    Ted Kennedy accidently walks in on the gorgon, Hillary Clinton while she isn’t wearing her mask.

    <singing>’Sit on my face and tell me that mphphppphhhhhhhhh………..'</singing>

    Peter Jacksons next film….Budda Kong!!

  21. McCain says:

    Buddha is soooo phat!

  22. ken says:

    “One from nipple A,
    One from nipple B”

  23. Bithead says:

    * Ghostbusters III The revenge of Bhudda, starring Michial Moore as Bhudda. Se what happens when the Rotund god gets political on your hieney. Or, his, actually.

    * Have you noticed that these Japanese monster movies are getting more bizarre lately?

    * The flight to New York did not go well. It was when I try to fit them into an economy class seat that the problems began….

    * Well, I think we figured out who plugged the toilet, Jerry.

    * (Scenes from a Chinese buffet restaurant;) You here fowa awa! You go NOW!!!!!

    * Somehow, you just knew the new spokesman for Burger King was going to go over very well.

    * The Chicago Bears new Defensive line.

    * What do you mean it’s my turn to change the baby ?

  24. Rodney Dill says:

    Rodney thought the statue honoring his captioning feats was a good idea, until he found that the operative description effigy wasn’t an accolade.

  25. Lyn says:

    Om my gosh!

  26. Lindy R. Dole says:

    Once he was matched up against Iron Mike Tyson, the Giant Pink Buddha knew he was in trouble.

    (think about it)

  27. spacemonkey says:

    The taliban now faced a dilemma, blow up the entire Buddha or keep sending splodey camels.

  28. Lindy R. Dole says:

    Er… what color is Semtex?

  29. DaveD says:

    “Bud” always let himself go during the winter. Heck, he knew he could “melt” those pounds off by summer anyway.

  30. Dawn says:

    Russel, you stole my idea (the stay-puft marshmallow man)! LOL Ok….since Russel is a thief, here’s my next best shot at this:

    The movie King Kong got lost in translation somewhere between America and China.

  31. Dawn says:

    or Japan. LOL

  32. Hoodlumman says:

    Helen Thomas’s effort to get her visage carved into Mt. Rushmore couldn’t gain any traction in DC.

  33. spacemonkey says:

    Buddhzilla is finally defeated due to his sensitive skin. His strength failing, he sits on the village of Big Ol Pot, near yellow river, and thanks to Buddhzilla, home of brown mountain.

  34. McCain says:

    Michael Moore, spokesman for Waring’s new line of “Newtonian” airplane toilets, demonstrates that force does indeed equal mass x acceleration.

  35. Gaijin Biker says:

    Onlookers admire a statue from the little-known sect of Fro-Zen Buddhism.

  36. T. Harris says:

    “Yeah, honey, I can see that there’s a long line out front. But there ain’t no way in hell we’re goin’ around back to get in.”

  37. Dawn says:

    “Rodney thought the statue honoring his captioning feats…”


  38. skep says:

    Rodney’s Google Image Search for “big Asian boobs” goes horribly awry.

  39. Dawn says:

    ROFLMAO! Love that one, skep!!

  40. Rob says:

    Got Milk?