Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, January 16, 2006 · 2 comments

The Cerberus Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

 

 

 

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Thanks to the efforts of Charles Austin we have two winners, and an apparent need to a new category.

First: Ingress – “Ted, have you got your flask with you?”

Second: McGehee – Biden: “…and in closing may I just say, ask not what your country can do for you…”
Kennedy: “Hey, that’s a pretty good line. Wonder if he’ll let me use it sometime?”
Leahy: [thinks] “Please, God—just kill me now.”(This line is nearly enough on its own.)

Third: charles austin – Honestly, who ever thought our biggest problem would be old white men not wanting to send kids off to war?

Winners (Musical Award Category)

First: charles austin – Fugue for Dems Scorned (Not repeated here. You’ll need to peruse the captions to find it, its towards the bottom.)

Honorable Mention:

McGehee – “I can’t believe I drew Kennedy to be my designated diver—er, I mean driver—after tonight’s happy hour.”

radio free fred – “Oh boy another Three Stooges picture!”

Bithead – Oh, man… There are times when even I can’t believe I’m doin’ this shit”

David W. Brown – Speaking of monkeys, “see nothing good, hear nothing good, say nothing good”

charles austin – Joe Biden: “Judge Alito, I’m confused by your inability to convince me that you’ve never been caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl.â€
Senator Leahy (thinking): WTF?
Senator Kennedy (thinking): Careful Teddy-boy, remember not to show any reaction whenever anyone mentions a dead girl.

Mr. Right – This sure as hell ain’t the Senate “Intelligence” Committee!

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Please keep quiet Teddy. Please keep quiet Teddy.”

“Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.”

“Do you have a headache Senator Leahy?”
“Only Alito one.”

The three Boobses: “Nary, Surly, and schmo.”

“Oh, for god’s sake, just crack underall this stupidity and admit to something, even if its untrue, that we can hang you out to dry for.”

The Thursday contest is listing to the right.

 Riding Sun will probably just want more in an hour.