Caption Contest Winners

The It’s A Leaner Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)
Winners Â Ã‚ Ã‚ 

First: BitheadSpock! Get those shields back up! Prepare to return fire, Mr. Checkov

Second: DaveD – Never having met him in person before, Sam Alito is stunned by the size of Ted Kennedy as the Senator arrives for the committee hearings.

Third: Patrick McGuire РBiden: Judge Alito, I know you can̢۪t comment on cases that might come before you, but could you at least give us an indication as to which direction you would lean on these cases?

Honorable Mention:

Laurence SimonAs Ted Kennedy shifts in his chair, the Capitol̢۪s stabilizers struggle to keep up.

Freakyboy – Judge Alito and his wife lean hard to the left togehter in an old DC prank that results in Ted Kennedy becoming disoriented to the point he falls out of his chair.

KennyAfter another long Senatorial soliloquy, Judge Alito is asked for his interpretation of some of the more … interesting … scenes from Brokeback Mountain.

David W. Brown – Speaking of monkeys, “see nothing good, hear nothing good, say nothing good”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Sam: “I’d say it leans left Senator Kennedy.”
Martha: “…but it brings a smile to my face.”

Biden: “Frankly, Judge Alito, I’d have fewer reservations if you leaned a little to the left… that’s better.”
Leahy: “Wait a minute, our left is Alito’s right, darn it this is getting more complicated.”
Kennedy: “Gawddam, I think ah’r left is the only left that rahlly mahttahs.”
Biden: “You’re absolutely rightcorrect Teddy, good catch, I owe you one.”
Kennedy: “… and I think ah’ll take it straight up.”
Leahy: “Uh… I think Mrs. Alito is starting to tear up again.”

The Thursday contest is already walking to the nearest airport.


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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bithead says:

    Just think; I’ll be selling my kidney stone on Ebay in a few years.

  2. “I’ll be damned Howard Dean in a Penguin suit.”