Caption Contest Winners
The It’s A Leaner Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)
First: Bithead – Spock! Get those shields back up! Prepare to return fire, Mr. Checkov
Second: DaveD – Never having met him in person before, Sam Alito is stunned by the size of Ted Kennedy as the Senator arrives for the committee hearings.
Third: Patrick McGuire – Biden: Judge Alito, I know you canÃ¢€™t comment on cases that might come before you, but could you at least give us an indication as to which direction you would lean on these cases?
Laurence Simon – As Ted Kennedy shifts in his chair, the CapitolÃ¢€™s stabilizers struggle to keep up.
Freakyboy – Judge Alito and his wife lean hard to the left togehter in an old DC prank that results in Ted Kennedy becoming disoriented to the point he falls out of his chair.
Kenny – After another long Senatorial soliloquy, Judge Alito is asked for his interpretation of some of the more … interesting … scenes from Brokeback Mountain.
David W. Brown – Speaking of monkeys, “see nothing good, hear nothing good, say nothing good”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Sam: “I’d say it leans left Senator Kennedy.”
Martha: “…but it brings a smile to my face.”
Biden: “Frankly, Judge Alito, I’d have fewer reservations if you leaned a little to the left… that’s better.”
Leahy: “Wait a minute, our left is Alito’s right, darn it this is getting more complicated.”
Kennedy: “Gawddam, I think ah’r left is the only left that rahlly mahttahs.”
Biden: “You’re absolutely
rightcorrect Teddy, good catch, I owe you one.”
Kennedy: “… and I think ah’ll take it straight up.”
Leahy: “Uh… I think Mrs. Alito is starting to tear up again.”