Caption Contest Winners
The Unification Church Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/Philippe Desmazes)
The Winners
First: Ingress – Some say casual Fridays have gone too far at the Schwinn factory.
Second: Lord Skyegon – Aw, not this dream again. . .
Third(tie): John Burgess – The ACME X-Ray glasses really work! Unfortunately.
Third(tie): Russ – The next day, the manager of the bicycle shop wondered what could have caused the sudden demand for replacement seats.
Honorable Mention:
The Capitalist – In honor of the Jackson aqquital, hundreds of adoring fans “moon-rode” to Neverland.
Maniakes – “Your fly’s open . . . GOTCHA!”
Paul – Ass not what your country can do for you; ass is what you can do for your country.
Exek – “Crack Kills”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
In this year’s Tour de France, the best man could not be concealed.“Dang cobble stones!”
The race was success but it was later determined that the bikes did not meet federal emission control standards.
Rev. Sun Myung Moon’s flock goes for a ride.
Maybe its just me, but for some reason I think its the circumsized participants that have two helmets (ref. to Laurence Simon’s entry)
Confucious say: Person who ride bike upside down, have crack up.
The 
Thursday contest has already started.
