Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, April 3, 2006 · 3 comments

The Target Dog Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Phil McCarten

First: McCain – A heroic Al Gore attempts to push the world a little farther from the sun.

Second: Mark – Is this the gesture you’re referring to? I don’t know because I’m not Italian…

Third: Bithead – What am I doing in this tunnel, and what’s that light?

Honorable Mention:

Chris – If they like this mime in a shrinking box bit, they’re gonna go nuts when I start walking against the wind!

Maggie – Al-Gore still can’t do the Macarena!

charles austin – “I, for one, welcome our new Islamic overlords.”

Fersboo – Baby got back!

fire on the mountain – 10 different recounts and we finally found the one that really elected me President.

DAveD – Despite an earlier reluctance to do so, Al Gore finally clarifies what size lockbox he had been talking about.

charles austin – And then, like Daphne pursued by Apollo, Al Gore suddenly sprouted leaves and roots, though, admittedly, this was an almost daily occurrence for Al and was not cause by the divine intervention of Peneus.

Rachel Edith – “It was good while it lasted but I am through inventing stuff.”

Ne Plus Ultra Award

radio free fred – “I Invented The Internet, Tree Hugging And Rodney Dill.”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Just bear with me a little longer, the Florida recount’s almost finished, just 10 more votes and I’m President.”

“Whaddya mean they traced my ballot to a vote for Buchanan?”

The The Monday contest has already invented the internet Schnauzer Browser.

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