Caption Contest Winners
The One Pill Makes You Larger Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: bRight & Early – When you’re President you don’t have to do that little two finger thing in your pictures.
Second: McGehee – On learning that former President Jimmy Carter was on his way over, the Secret Service called up the Rabbit Deployment Force.
Third: DaveD – “Let’s Roll!!!”
Moe Lane – “Ummm… so, do you want to tell us about the rabbits, George?”
SgtFluffy – After watching Donnie Darko, President Bush was still visibly shaken.
radio free fred – “We’re Having A Meeting With The Rabbit Transit Authority.”
Bithead – “Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”
Jazz – Announcing even more staff shake-ups, the President and First Lady are joined on the balcony by the new press secretary and head of the treasury. Appointing giant rabbits to such high office was applauded as the President continues to diversify his cabinet and staff.
Freakyboy – President Bush suddenly realizes he shouldn’t have eaten four dozen Peeps
McCain – “Those tikes wouldn’t dare look for an egg under THIS Bush.” (guess they can’t all suck)
The ‘…but now for something completely different’ Award
Mr. Right – The surprise attack on the President and First Lady by the Killer Rabbits of Caerbannog was foiled by an alert Secret Service Agent who quickly dispatched them with Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch after counting to three… not four, nor two, but three (five being right out).
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue state pill – the story ends, you wake up a moonbat and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red state pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
“Yes George did bite the ears off my chocolate Easter Bunny, again.”
“…and I’d especially like to thank Karl Rove and Donald Rumsfeld for appearing as Mr. and Mrs. Easter Bunny, today.”
“Instead of hiding Easter Eggs, George and I play Hide the White House Staff, I still need to find Scott McClellan to win.”
Other Contests running this week
Riding Sun knows Hu’s on first.