Caption Contest Winners

The One Pill Makes You Larger Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AFP/Tim Sloan)


First: bRight & EarlyWhen you’re President you don’t have to do that little two finger thing in your pictures.

Second: McGeheeOn learning that former President Jimmy Carter was on his way over, the Secret Service called up the Rabbit Deployment Force.

Third: DaveD – “Let’s Roll!!!”

Honorable Mention:

Moe Lane“Ummm… so, do you want to tell us about the rabbits, George?”

SgtFluffyAfter watching Donnie Darko, President Bush was still visibly shaken.

radio free fred – “We’re Having A Meeting With The Rabbit Transit Authority.”

Bithead“Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”

JazzAnnouncing even more staff shake-ups, the President and First Lady are joined on the balcony by the new press secretary and head of the treasury. Appointing giant rabbits to such high office was applauded as the President continues to diversify his cabinet and staff.

Freakyboy – President Bush suddenly realizes he shouldn’t have eaten four dozen Peeps

McCain – “Those tikes wouldn’t dare look for an egg under THIS Bush.” (guess they can’t all suck)

The ‘…but now for something completely different’ Award

Mr. Right – The surprise attack on the President and First Lady by the Killer Rabbits of Caerbannog was foiled by an alert Secret Service Agent who quickly dispatched them with Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch after counting to three… not four, nor two, but three (five being right out).

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue state pill – the story ends, you wake up a moonbat and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red state pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

“Yes George did bite the ears off my chocolate Easter Bunny, again.”

“…and I’d especially like to thank Karl Rove and Donald Rumsfeld for appearing as Mr. and Mrs. Easter Bunny, today.”

“Instead of hiding Easter Eggs, George and I play Hide the White House Staff, I still need to find Scott McClellan to win.”

The The Monday contest has already been launched.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. McCain says:

    Thank you for last in honorable mentions. Heehee.

  2. Rodney Dill says:

    You’re Welcome, though the honorable mentions aren’t in any particular order, as ease in cutting and pasting in the new captions usually have me changing the order as I go. Yours was placed last due to the addition of the editors note.