Stripper’s 69-HH Implant Sold on eBay

And now for something completely different…

Casino Company Buys 69-HH Stripper’s Implant (Reuters)

A former stripper once cleared of battering a customer with her enormous breasts sold one of her silicone implants on eBay to the same company that recently bought a grilled cheese sandwich said to bear the image of the Virgin Mary. Internet casino company GoldenPalace.com won the bid for the infamous implant at $16,766 on Saturday, according to the eBay Web site and the seller, known professionally as Tawny Peaks. She advertised a 69-HH bra size before her implants were removed in 1999.

There was no word yet on what the online gambling company planned to do with the implant.

One shudders to think.

[Peaks] won fame in 1998 when a patron at the Diamond Dolls nightclub in Clearwater, Florida, sued her, claiming he suffered a whiplash injury when she swung her breasts into his face. He said they were “like two cement blocks.” The case went to arbitration on “The People’s Court” television show and the judge, former New York City Mayor Ed Koch, ordered a female bailiff to examine Peaks in private. The bailiff found the breasts to be “soft” and to weigh about 2 pounds (0.9 kg) each. Koch ruled they were not dangerous and refused to award damages.

Talk about your weighty legal matters.

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Comments

  1. Mark says:

    GoldenPalace also bought the “Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich” also, I think. Geez, is there anything this place won’t buy off eBay?