A Long Time Ago In A Movie Theater Far, Far Away….

Thirty-Five years ago, an adventure began.

Public Financing of Private Sports Stadiums

Ilya Shapiro asks, “If luxury stadiums were hugely profitable, why would the savvy businessmen who own the teams let the politicians in on the windfall?”

TV Remote Control Inventor Eugene Polley Dead at 96

Eugene Polley, the inventor of the first wireless TV remote control, has died aged 96.

8 Shot in OKC Basketball Riot

The Oklahoma City Thunder is making their first trip to the Western Conference finals after ousting the Los Angeles Lakers in five games. Naturally, rioting and gunplay ensued.

Washington Redskins Uniform Redesign

Uni-watch is holding a contest for a redesign of the uniforms for the NFL’s Washington Redskins.

Loretta Lynn Three Years Older Than She Claims: Kentucky

For years, I’ve used Loretta Lynn as an example of how fast societal mores have changed. It turns out that her marriage at age 13 may be a bit of myth making.

Larry Bird Is Awesome

Larry Bird has been named NBA Executive of the Year. Is there any basketball-related honor he hasn’t won?

Braves, Barves, And Intellectual Property Law

An object lesson in the problems with our intellectual property laws

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Thomas Friedman Is An Enormous Mustache

Thomas Friedman is like a goldfish who only sees China, jobs, and the Internet.

Dish Network Enables Commercial Skipping

Dish Network is offering customers a DVR that will skip commercials. I’m sure their content providers are thrilled.

Washington Times Columnist: “Half-White” President Silent On Death Of Beastie Boy

Another bizarre conservative rant about the President.

The Beastie Boys and the Segregation of American Music

The outpouring from my Twitter stream yesterday on the news of the death of Adam Yauch, MCA of the Beastie Boys, surprised me.

Is The Sex In “Game of Thrones” Gratuitous?

HBO’s Game of Thrones is violent and full of sex. Is it too much?

[FAIR WARNING: SPOILERS]

Report: New Orleans Saints GM Mickey Loomis Eavesdropped On Opposing Coaches

Another potential scandal in New Orleans.

Facts, RIP

Rex Huppke reports, “Facts died Wednesday, April 18, after a long battle for relevancy with the 24-hour news cycle, blogs and the Internet.”

The Man Who Broke Alabama’s Championship Trophy

You’ve likely heard that Alabama’s 2011 football championship trophy was accidentally smashed last weekend by the father of one of the players. Now, as Paul Harvey would have said, for the rest of the story.

Army Cancels Ted Nugent Concert

The commander of Fort Knox has canceled a Ted Nugent concert after the rocker’s recent rant about President Obama.

Pat Summitt and the Evolution of Women’s Basketball

Pat Summitt’s predecessor stepped down as head coach to work on her doctorate.

Levon Helm in ‘Final Stages’ of Cancer Battle

Legendary musician Levon Helm is dying.

Pat Summitt Retires From Coaching

Pat Summitt, arguably the greatest women’s basketball coach of all time, is stepping down to deal with Alzheimer’s .

Ted Nugent Said Something Stupid; I Apologize

Ted Nugent, whose music I really liked when I was in junior high school, said something vile and crazy.

Ensign Chuck Hord, Lost at Sea

The story of Ensign Chuck Lord may be the greatest—or perhaps only—prank in Pentagon art history

Secret Service Hooker Scandal Animation

Why the Internet is awesome: a Taiwanese animatronic take on the Secret Service hookers scandal.

Simpsons Home Town: Springfield, Oregon

Shockingly, the “Springfield” in the long-running sittcom “The Simpsons” is Springfield, Oregon, near where creator Matt Groening grew up.

Darth Vader and Son – What If Darth Vader Was a Good Father?

Jeffrey Brown has a children’s book titled Darth Vader and Son scheduled for release on April 18.

Lying About the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy

Should you lie to your kids about holiday fantasy characters?