More Donald Trump Absurdity: “I Really Get Nothing” Out Of All This Attention

Welcome to the circus. Your ringmaster is waiting.

100 Greatest Guitarists

Rolling Stone’s “100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time” for 2011 is much different than their “100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time” for 2003.

Greg Halman, Seattle Mariners Outfielder, Killed in Rotterdam

Greg Halman, an outfielder for the Seattle Mariners baseball team, was stabbed to death in his native Holland. His brother is the chief suspect.

Eat, Fry, Love – William Shatner Cooks a Turkey

William Shatner loves deep-fried turkey, but over many Thanksgivings and Christmases he’s made mistakes, burned himself, and nearly burned down his house. In this dramatic retelling, Bill shows us how dangerous turkey fryers can be.

Syracuse Basketball Coach Child Molestation Charges

Long time Syracuse assistant coach Bernie Fine has been accused of molesting ball boys.

Inglorious Basterds-Fantastic Mr. Fox Mashup

A trailer for Wes Anderson’s Fantastic Mr. Fox using dialogue from Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds

Paterno Sold Wife House for $1

Joe Paterno recently sold his share of their house to his wife for $1, presumably to shield it from legal settlements.

Duke head coach Mike Krzyzewski (L) is embraced by his mentor former Indiana coach Bobby Knight after Duke defeated Michigan State in their NCAA men's basketball game in New York November 15, 2011. The win was Krzyzewski's 903rd, surpassing Knight's record as the most wins ever as a college coach. Duke head coach Mike Krzyzewski (L) is embraced by his mentor former Indiana coach Bobby Knight after Duke defeated Michigan State in their NCAA men's basketball game in New York November 15, 2011. The win was Krzyzewski's 903rd, surpassing Knight's record as the most wins ever as a college coach.

Mike Krzyzewski Breaks Bob Knight’s Record

Bob Knight coached Mike Krzyzewski at West Point. Now, Coach K has broken his mentor’s record for all-time victories as a head coach.

Mike McQueary Appears To Contradict His Own Grand Jury Testimony

Is the star witness in the Penn State case changing his story, or just trying to protect his reputation?

Joe Paterno’s Name Off Big Ten Trophy

The Big Ten has decided that naming its championship trophy after a man who enabled the raping of multiple children is a bad idea.

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Rick Perry Does Letterman Top 10 List

Rick Perry’s “oops” moment may have closed the door on his presidential ambitions but it has opened the window for a promising career as a comic.

A Different Perspective On The Paterno Issue

The real problems at Penn State aren’t just going away now that Joe Paterno is gone.

Penn State Students Riot Over Joe Paterno Firing

The firing of legendary Penn State football coach Joe Paterno led to a full-blown riot by outraged students.

Penn State to President: Resign or Be Fired

Penn State president Graham Spanier has been told to resign or be fired for his part in covering up a child rape scandal.

Joe Paterno Out in Wake of Child Rape Coverup

Penn State is cleaning house, including the legendary Joe Paterno.

The Moral Irresponsibility Of Joe Paterno

If true, Joe Paterno’s actions in response to charges of child abuse by a coach are indefensible.

Welcome To The Jungle – Cello Edition

Paul Hsieh dubs this, “by far the best 2-cello version of “Welcome to the Jungle” that I’ve ever heard.”

Penn State Child Sex Abuse Scandal

Jerry Sandusky, the longtime defensive coordinator for the Penn State football team, is being charged with eight counts of child sex abuse.

Why Athletes Graduate at Higher Rate Than Other Students

Contrary to popular belief, college athletes graduate at a much higher rate than other students.

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Performance Enhancing Jewelry

Professional baseball players are wearing magical necklaces whose “titanium nanoparticles” supposedly “help the body’s own energy flow more readily.”

Jerome Harrison Brain Tumor Cancels Trade, Saves Life

Jerome Harrison learned that he has a brain tumor in time to save his life.

Tomorrow’s Gaddafi Stories Today

Spencer Ackermann previews “The Post-Gadhafi Journalism You Will Read In The Next 72 Hours.”

Santorum Says ‘Bullied’ by SNL

Rick Santorum says Saturday Night Live is bullying” him  for “standing up for the traditional family.”

Herman Cain ‘Imagine’ There’s No Pizza

Herman Cain sings an ode to pizza to the tune of “Imagine.”

Spock is Gay

Breaking news: There’s a gay man in Hollywood.

Robert Downey Jr. Says ‘Forgive Mel Gibson’

Robert Downey, Jr. goes out on a limb for Mel Gibson, returning a favor.