CLINTON: WARRIOR SCHOLAR
ScrappleFace’s latest: History to Hail Clinton as Warrior-Scholar.
“President Bush will get credit for nothing but flipping the switch on the great military juggernaut which Clinton constructed practically from scratch,” said a history professor at an Ivy League school. “After the massive cuts of the Reagan, then Bush, administrations, Clinton single-handledly restored the confidence of the American military. History books will crackle with the stories of his valiant battles to secure massive funding infusions from Congress to increase military pay and equip troops with the best weapons.”